Saturday, March 3, 2012

For the next restaurant outing, take it to go

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You know what makes me mad? Great-looking restaurants withdirty bathrooms.

Cruel and unusual punishment is what a $50 street-cleaning parkingfine is. . . . When are our citizens going to wake up and protestthis constitutional travesty?

I don't like having to bless people for sneezing. I think thereare more important things than having to bless someone for having abodily function like sneezing.

Usually when a person says "to make a long story short," it'salready too …

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